Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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