We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
Girls should come with a carfax report
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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