it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
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Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
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and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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