ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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