I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
