its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
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Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
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I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
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