the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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