I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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