its not stalking. its research.
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
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Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
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I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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