What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
God I need to hump something, right now.
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