Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Never joke about your clitoris.
Randomize
