I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
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This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
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you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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