How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
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I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
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