help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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