So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
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you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
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I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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