Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
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this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
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Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
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