Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
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Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
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I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
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