Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
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you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
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I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
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