Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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