What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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