quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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