This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
So squirting runs in the family.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.