she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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