i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
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