I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
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and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
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Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
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