Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
You smell like stripper and shame
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
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Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
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YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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