I murdered the dance floor call the cops
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
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Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
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Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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