The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
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Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
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its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
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