I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
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we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
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Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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