the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
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