I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
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kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
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he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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