he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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