Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
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I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
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I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
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