the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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