smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
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so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
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Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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