drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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