dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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