i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
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I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
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he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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