You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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