2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
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He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
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Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
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