girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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