I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
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I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
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It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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