Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
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The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
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Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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