I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
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normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
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Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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