Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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