We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
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I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
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I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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