It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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