Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
