Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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