he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
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Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
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I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
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