i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
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Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
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We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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