already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
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he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
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The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
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