At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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