dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
they call him Oral-B. enough said
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Dick very happy bro
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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